Whose on first?

"Whats your first name?" - " Sulliban. S-U-L-L-I-B-A-N"

"Whats your second name? - "Huh?"

"Your middle name, what is it?" - "Sulliban."

"No its not thats your first name." - "Stee-ben."

"Whats your last name?" - "Sulliban. Where is Stee-ben?"

"Your middle name is Stephen." - "I Stee-ben."

"You're Sullivan." - "No, I Stee-ben now."

"Sullivan is your first name, whats your last name?" -"Stee-ben."

"What's your first name?" - "Sulliban."

"Whats your last name?" - "Curtis."

"Whats your middle name?" - "Sulliban."

"No, thats your first name. Whats your middle name?" - "Curtis. Wait, where Stee-ben?"

"Whose Stephen?" - "I Sulliban. Where's Stee-ben?"

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He got a new Zhu Zhu pet that was brown.

"What should we name him?" - "Brown."

"Brown?" - "Brown Sugar."

Apparently this Zhu Zhu pet moonlights as an exotic hamster dancer at night.