Coffee attempt #2 - Sully steps in poop. Clean the kid and the yard.
Coffee attempt #3 - Trash truck appears. Run outside. Wave to trash man.
Make coffee - Break up fight between screaming child and barking dog. Feed dogs. Pick up pretzels scattered all over kitchen floor from "train collision" that occurred moments prior despite protests. Trash truck number two appears. Run back outside. Wave. Repeat. Go inside to throw recycle out.
Reheat coffee #1 - Sully needs diaper change. Recycle truck shows up. Run ... you get the picture. Rescue Zhu zhu pet from clutches of ravenous toy-hamster-killing dog. Place safely back with panicked screaming dog-threatening child.
Reheat coffee #2 - Laundry. Clean out fridge. Frick, remember coffee. No creamer. Double frick. Put hamster run together. Get juice. Dogs water. Remove child off of kitchen table. Currently drinking cold coffee with whip cream while being used as make-shift train obstacle.
Good morning Thursday.
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