Real Conversations IV

Stephanie: "Well that did not turn out how I expected."

*Silence*

"I was looking online for pictures of whisk attachments to put on your Facebook page, and I came across a kid who lost all his limbs to meningitis at like 7. I ended up reading his blog and now I'm kind of sad I looked that up."

Sam: "Jesus. That puts a damper on whiskhand."

Stephanie: "Right?"

Real Conversations III

Stephanie: "Hey babe, you here, its important."

Shaun: "Sorry, I'm here. I might throw up."

Stephanie: "Why? Did you see Rosie ODonnell in cutoffs?"

Shaun: "I was on the 3-D machine, I would rather see that. I had to get it to work, and that I did, but not well."

Stephanie: "Oh, I'm sorry babe. Close your eyes, or focus on one thing, like an ice skater. I learned that watching the Cutting Edge. You're welcome."