10. Little to no sleep. Awake from from 1:00 - 4:30 am with a thrashing baby
9. Missed Alarm. Due to The Thrasher & being awake - I missed my alarm - hence waking up late hence getting out of the door late
8. No Coffee. Due to the occurrence of #9 (see above) I had no time to stop for coffee today (Big No No)
7. Monster Zit. I have a angry red third eye growing out of my forehead.
6. Aunt Flo. I'm on a period from hell. Seriously, I wasn't aware you'd pay for the 9 month break 10-fold after all was said and done or I would have seriously reconsidered adoption.
5. Washer Jeans. I had to wear washer jeans today. You know, the kind you do aerobic exercises by your bed to fit into right after they've been washed? Yeh, good times.
4. Dieting, again. For some insane reason I decided this week would be a great week to start a diet - again - and I want cupcakes.
3. My Office. Work is a fucking disaster trying to get stuff sorted and done
2. Headache much? I've had a migrane going on 3 days now
1. Cupcakes. Did I mention I want a cupcake? Like, I'd seriously contemplate killing someone for one right now.
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